Site of the incident

Oh Yea! Check out my natty green outfit!

Somerset, back in 2007

Your password and grandmother's maiden name?

Verifier from HM Ministry of Responsible Behaviour

Hang on, why was it we came?

Quick committee meeting

Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...

The floor came all the way from Brazil

High interest rates

I wandered, lonely as a cloud...

Loitering with intent

Plotting to take over the world

Oh no! Not more tree-planting!?

Listen, they only have fair trade chocolate here...

Prince Harry needs one of these

Yes, four million miles per gallon!

Time for breakfast

Not made in China (I hope!)

Wasn't me, guv!

You'd never believe it...

Aspiring to power

But what happens with the effluent?

Shanks' Pony, that's the answer

High-powered, professional elephant poo rustlers

Determined to turn Windmill Hill into a compost heap

With broadband, you can live your life from a seat - cool, huh?

Broadband's no page-turner for us

Oh look! You won't get that in Clarks Village!

Listen, this is no joking matter...

Inaugurating the Glastonbury Rapid Defence Force

Looking after the world - again

Who cares? - especially on a Friday night!

Broadband opens your crown chakra!

Psycho-degradable balloons

Can't be right - there must be a catch somewhere

Fundamentalist tree-huggers - Glastonbury Conservation Society

Spreading democracy worldwide - for their own good

Caught, feeding his face

Why is this buying and selling still going on?

They want me to use only wooden credit cards

It's true, they're going to make the Abbey a multifaith temple!

Communist sympathisers planning the Big Takeover

Don't drink me - it's all crazy enough already

Disgusting!

Broadband Resistance Movement strikes again

Green Tax dodges and absolutions for sale!

Make Glastonbury totally traffic-free? Wow!

They haven't cracked the problem of gravity yet

Wait a minute, that's my future you're talking about!

Yes, mum, but do electric buses get you to Strode on time?

Practising literacy to please Uncle Tony?

Grave issues

Well, not as grave as all that...

How do we get those dratted Masonic fuddy-duddies on our side?

Scrap the Unofficial Secrets Act, that's how

Out of the belfry

Peek-a-boo! I saw ya!

That woman from the Ministry again

Now, about this town plan business...

Not so sure about that

But stained glass, doesn't that contribute to global warming?

Golly, what pills did he take this morning?

Hot air recycling

Green Time moves slowly or fast, depending on your viewpoint

Listen, I'm banking on you...

Now this has just got to stop!

With regret, we're planning to dig up the High Street

It says here that Northload Street will have to be evacuated

Hey, amazing, on this planet you get hands!

High-profile terrorists, scheming...

Or perhaps this is a den of spies

It's much easier to stick chemicals on it. No one'll notice!

Wholefood conspiracy

What do you think Gwyn ap Nudd would say about all this?

Winner of the 2038 general election

Don't you believe me?

But listen, fairtrade chocolate is okay really...

What's the betting on the 3.15 this afternoon?

Where did I leave my marbles?

Oh, no!

To complete the story, click here or see: Glastonbury Harvest Fair 2008