The Day Glastonbury Went Green

Thou shalt not travel, or else

The remedy for overdoses of Gordon Brown

The remedy for almost anything, except mother-in-laws

Now that was a good one, wasn't it?

Shock and awe

Distinctly lacking pea soup with seaweed tofu

Mandatory

Nah! It's fork-carving we want

Vegetablarian lunch-out

Objective, dispassionate analysis

But did you collect the receipts?

Goddess in inadequate disguise

I don't think they've thought this through properly...

But Prince Harry will be useless for the Defence Force

Time traveller

Came from India - impounded in Iran for being non-nuclear

No, the Phi Ratio has nothing to do with Quornburgers

Well, how's about Quornburger Pi, then?

21st Century Crusaders look like this

Or this, sheer harridan power

Here's the evidence

Or perhaps she's a jihadi extremist

Hmm, this just doesn't wash with me

No, the rain in Spain doesn't fall at all, mate

Yes, but Gordon Brown has a mother-in-law too...

So we can't pull off a coup until Thursday, then?

Someone nicked my natural-gro wig

Planning geodesic skyscrapers in Glastonbury

What on earth is that?

But the rugby club will get flooded - and what then?

Yes, but what happens with solar cells when it's grey and wet?

Does this mean less peeing?

These humans think they're saving the world

Hey, it says they're going to nationalise Mendip District Council!

Contemplating opening a marina on Butleigh Road

No, it's going to be at Bride's Mound - don't believe her!

Well, jokes are allowed in the 21st Century! Aren't they?

Planning the hourly punt service to Godney

Conducting a public consultation

Inconvenient truths

Sisters soroptimising

But look, my credit card is pure oak!

You're being watched

Defence Force Strategic Command

Transfixed

Seize the whole week!

Tea break seriously needed

Busy founding the Glastonbury Stock Exchange

Advocacy for abolishing toilet paper. She doesn't agree.

Rev Boris Gestetner discussing a hostile takeover of Exxon-Mobil

All this love'n'peace is below my station

How not to invade Iraq

But you just can't abolish tea-drinking!

Illegal wholefood dealer

Defence Force recruitment agency

Then you grasp them and give them a good squeeze!

Discerning the future

Clearly announcing draconian austerity measures

Ah! The end of a rather long day...

Oh, no! They're at it again!

You mark my words

Well, it's crystal clear - why not?

I wish I hadn't eaten at that place over the road

Yes, the lady over there...

Honest, I didn't forget the recycling last Tuesday week

Cor, this isn't half going on a bit long...

Gave the guy in the picture on the right a frying

He brought up some inconvenient things

She came back with even more

Ooops, it's getting even more inconvenient

I hope he manages to sort this one out, thinks Gloaky...

But I don't quite understand...

Well, things just need to change, that's all...

Yes, and here's an example...

But, hang on...

Hooray, it's over without mishap!

So, d'you want another in a year's time? Ah, six months?

At last, Penny's brought the cake!

Whoa! A Glastonbury Classic!

Mike Eavis, transformed into a manic geologist

Do you think the sharp side is pointing downwards?

Luckily, it was. Meanwhile, a word from our sponsor

I've forgotten what's supposed to come next...

Ah, yes, Glastonbury's nomination for next US President!

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Glastonbury Harvest Fair 2008